WINTER BREAK:)

Well since we created this alittle late, were gonna have to recap our january for you guys… it was too. f-in. MAINEY!

NEW YEARS: 

RayRay and Sabreezy were lookn hot, they had their hair did and all dressed up in slore outfits, i mean.. woah they were steamn. :) RayRay and Sabreezy were thinkn about what they wanted to do on this epic day.. thizz? perk? both..? So they met up with the homie Afroe nd he had Molly with him!! they were so fuckn juiced to see molly. once RayRay Sabreezy and Afroe let molly do her job, they were on their way to the party… on the bus they met Tony the Tiger, Tony tagged along.. we get there nd everyone was jus tooo damn high.. never thought that culd be a bad thing, but in this case they wanted summore excitement. they found the homies Alci and China.. and were on their way to Medusas party to see the CAIROO CREWW! Molly was goin crazy at this point.. idk how she does it but woah. Alci took a liking to Tony the Tiger, and they were set, RayRay took a liking to Muthafuckn Dee. and then Sabreezy was alone.. Aussie her x thought she had took a liking to Afroe but that wasnt the case. Sabreezy enjoyed the company of molly though. The party was gettn alil wild and Medusa wasnt havn it with Alci and tried to make RayRay kik her out but that didnt happen, Sabreezy was fighting with Aussie, RayRay was tryna calm the situation. nd at this point they decided to finish the night at cairo. When they got there.. they were so juiced to see that their Patna In Crime was there with tha creww!!! Sabreezy had the most epic fall in the history of falls. She was in her chair.. and the next minute she wasnt. She took down 5 hookahs and 2 other chairs with her and everybody froze and looked at her. Of course, RayRay was laughing, and Sabreezy was ok. They ended the night on a good note;)

Moral of the Story: Molly will always be there for you, She is your best friend.

SABREEZY’S BDAY:

Sabreezy was turning 17 so they wanted to celebrate BIG! prior to the day they went to the slorestore on Haight st, and bought some new rave attire, RayRay got sum lace red and black panties and Sabreezy got a blue and black lace corset. they were ready to RAGE at neon rocks, they were too juiced…The day of, they met up wit Jsmacks to buy some pillys.. they looked good but they would later find out that they were pipers.. fuckn pipers. RayRay got suuuper angry >( NOT OKAY JSMACKS!.. not okay!.. on our way to Neon  Rocks we stopped to get gas, and RayRay locked her keys in the car… perfect start to the night, and then when they arrived to Neon Rocks about an hour after it started, it hit capacity! WTF! Sabreezy was nervous her bday was gonna turn into a disaster.. but NO we could never let that happen! they went to cairo.. go figure, and met up with Patna in Crime, nd the crew.. poppd summore pillys, got a bottle of Captn Mo and fucking went WILD!!! until….. a fight broke out, sumhow Sabreezy always finds herself in the middle of the fight, Sabreezy remembers tryna break it up seein sum1 swingn at her nd then…. she was being taken outside. now i know it sounds like Sabreezy got her ass beat but actually apparently she broke a girls nose! woah! Later, RayRay was nowhere to be found… was she cutty hookn up in the bathroom? was she in the smoke shop next door? no. she was in the car. ON. cairo+thizn= wayy too stressful.. When it was time to end their night, RayRay, Sabreezy and Patna In Crime went to the garage to say wassup to our homie Z he could see they had along night and bought them some food. next thing you know Sabreezys laid out across the table and everyones taking bodyfoodshots off of her… YUMM! then the next morning, they drove home and went into the hottub.. still on! it was AMAZZING!….. theeeeennnn after hardly sleeping they went to Hulks house and played beer pong and smoked and watched clouddy with a chance of meatballs! :)

Moral Of The Story: Its best to be alone when ur jus thizzn oh so hard.

SOME RANDOM FRIDAY NIGHT @ DP:

 RayRay and Sabreezy were tired of spending $$$ , so decided to hit up everyone in their phones to tell them to come to dolores park to get drunk. They started off the night right wit a 5th of bacardi, some jameson & hellllla cranberry and lemonade lokos <3 and got all the homies to come thru. Alci, Scoot, Babiee, Fagboy, Rafiqua, Kitty, V and hella other homies that we cant rememebr at the moment, so they must not have been important.  They ran around the playground and swung on the swings. RayRay pressured Sabreezy into doing a handstand and she did it and got big rocks stuck in her hands LOL. Sabreezy kept trying to pee in the bushes but everyone could see her, it was adorable. Then out of no where, Sabreezy returned from a pee break with tags ALL OVER HER. RayRay was like “WTF SABREEZY U SLOREEE!!” The taggers by the bench had tooken advantage of her drunkness.. but Sabreezy felt like a walking art piece, therfore it made her happy :) SUddenly RayRay and Sabreezy were overcome with love, and gave each other a BIG HUG and fell, and RayRay sprained her ankle :/ They didn’t think much of it and RayRay walked on it the rest of the night. Sabreezy went over to the swings and met 2 lonely girls whom we will call our thizzle babies. they were soo adorable, they were just giggin by the ghetto blaster (boombox). Babie was crying like a baby and RayRay drunkenly calmed him down with her soothing voice (it works every time). Kitty and Fagboy were tryna fight, but RayRay and Sabreezy worked their magic and stopped the fight again. They met up with LifeDeath and he escorted them to a taqueria. OMG RayRay and Sabreezy “ated the food so much” (in the words of drunk Sabreezy). Sabreezy ate her quesidilla in one bite and RayRay dove into her taco salad face first. Afroe also came to see them, but Afroe and LifeDeath decided to send them home because they were too shwasted.  

Moral of the Story: DP is the shit, and also, there is a such thing as too much love (it put RayRay on crutches for 2 weeks)

SKII WEEK SO FAR

FRIDAY: marked the ending of Sabreezys 3 weeks of sobriety.. So, this account will be told from the perspective of RayRay, since Sabreezy got so shwasted, she cant remember shit. I took one for the team, and was sober for the night because i was sick and had to be the designated driver, so i witnessed everything. We started off skii week the only way we knew how, gettin fucked up at Cairo Nights. Within the first 20 mins of being there, Sabreezy had swooped on these random girls’ vanilla smirnoff, and the party had begun. The CWACOM Crew had all came through and Me and Lando went on an alch run and discovered LIMITED EDITION GREEN APPLE 4 LOKOS!! Yeee, they were hella good. I bought Sabreezy 4, b/c i vowed to get her super shwasted and take care of her and she wouldn’t have to worry about anything… Mission Accomplished. By 11:30 Sabreezy had fell face first into 3 hookahs and had lost the ability to stand up on her own 2 feet. On r way to hulk’s dorm room, Sabreezy fell and busted her knee and proceeded to clean it with voldka when we got to the room. Yea.. she got blood and voldka all over the bed, but she was drunkenly responsible enough to make sure her knee didnt get infected :)

FAKE BLOOOOOD :)

Fake Blood was sikk as fucckkkkkkkk the venue was beautiful and the music was dope! not one bad thing happened the whole night it was PERFECT!! we looked good and didnt lose anyything!!! were toooo fuckn juiced for Rusko cumn up hella sooon!!! everyone should get there!!!!!

When we first got there, eqyptrixx was doing his opening set, and it was soo sickk. we went straight to the front found hella homies and danced. We were still sober at this point, because r thizzles didnt hit yet, but when they did RayRay got a good 20 mins of solid hardcore rave dancing in, then sat down in the druggie corner to get light shows and head massages :) Sabreezy floated around, danced, bummed cigs and showed off her home-made fake blood  shirt which she was sooooooo proud of. We had a lot of heat to hearts with each other and strangers that we had met for the first time… over all we exuded and recieved a lot of positive energy and had a cracking ass night. We got home and hot tubbed for like half an hour and fucked up cinanmon toast crunchh :) 

saturdayy was crackn too!! we didnt get to the st. pattys parade but we went to tha homegurl Coco’s goin away party drank nd made some good memories wit good ass homies which is all good!! It was  chill bbq overall, some idiot forgot the beer pong table to we just had to drink beer old fashioned style (w/o a game from the can). Alci, Coco, RayRay and Sabreezy went on an adorable pee break in the forest of Golden Gate Park and talked about how stupid bitches create stupid drama.

After that we went to DP to meet up with more homies, we drank posted up on our benches (the usual).. Sabreezy got hella emotional about a EX that was being brought up way too many times, but RayRAy worked her magicical calming down skills and made her happy again :) SOOOO, when we were done with pregaming we MOBBED to the party 4 cars deep. RayRay had 3 bitches with her in the front seat, 4 in the back and 3 cars full of dudes. yikkes. its a miracle that we got into both parties… i think when ur rolling 25 deep, people cant say shit. 

The first party was at a SF State dorm, and the guy who’s dorm it was, was CRAZY AS FUCK. He was holding scisors saying he would start stabbing people if they made too much noise.. yeah he was a fuckin psycho. but there were hella homies at the party, so we mingled around and drank peoples drank until the psycho dude went nuts. we dipped out his house and broke his porch light on r way out b/cuz he was being a dbagg lol oh well. We rolled up to the next party, still 4 cars deep and smoked some dro, played some chill music and smoked hella cigs. Later we dipped and ended the night at mah big bruhs bday telly (hotel room, for those not from the bay) nd drank summore! shit was crackn. RayRAy and Sabreezy went on an intense alcohol run for 7 locos. We had to go to 4 different stores but we finally found it and brought them back to the telly and got shit faced.

THE CUDDIES BDAYY!!!

It was the homie cuddies bday nd we wantd to make shit helllla crazy! bdays only come once a yr riight?? soo basically, were all a huge fan of Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs , nd our homie cuddie lightweight looks like steeeve so for his bday present we made him DRUNKEN GUMMIE BEARS!!! they were soo crackn. it was a chill party all the homies came through everyone was jus drinkn smokn straight westcoastn! aha nd giggn..  So as the night progressed we were tlkn hella shit about how much of a beast we were at bp so the cuddies challenged us. the cuddies startd out hella strong, makn shot after shot, nd rayray was pulln through also, but sabreezy was lackn but its all good cuz she jus needed a few warmup shots. we were losing for a quick min till sabreezy pulld through wit acouple bounce shots that put us back in the game. nd then rayray finishd out wit her famous clutch shots. yeeeee! but in the end we came down to each team havin one cup left, it took us helllllla long to get the last shot in, which was made by the cuddies :( and so we lost, but its all g cuz we made sure they knew we culd hang :) ANNNDDD THENNNN, shit.. well things got mainey, alil more mainey then expectd. nd im not gonna say shit.. but we ended the night in the emergency waiting room at 4 in the morning waiting for a homie to get out of the ER after getting his stomach pumped…. yea.

MORAL OF THE STORY: if you are on meds…dont tell people you DONT drink, tell people you CANT drink.. PLEASE this is for everyones safety. 

ps. “he had that retarded strength” “he was havn convulsions and goin stupid… literally”